9:00PM: It’s Jason! Wait, it’s just a recap…..
9:01PM: What the…? It’s Tim and that low life brother of his in that huge ass church. Oh no he didn’t! Smash just walked out of church to use his cell phone. I know this is no Luke’s diner, but I am sure that his church has a stronger aversion to cell phone usage than Luke Danes.
9:02PM: How is that random waitress that Jason went out with all of one time, pregnant with his baby? I didn’t even think it went that far, if you know what I mean. It took me a second to realize that she wasn’t just announcing her pregnancy conversationally. I was thinking, “Well that’s interesting. I had no idea they were such good friends that she would just show up randomly at Buddy’s dealership to spread the good news.” I suppose she thinks it’s his?
9:07PM: It’s Peter Berg making another guest appearance on a show he directs (or has guest directed–Alias).
9:08PM: I don’t dare question Coach Taylor’s strategies, but dodgeball at practice? This seems quite relaxed, doesn’t it?
9:10PM: Jason, is it really the miracle birth or the stupidity of unprotected sex?
9:11PM: What kind of a name is Mo McArnold? I love that Peter Berg made his character a real estate mogul.
9:14PM: Reality sinks in for Smash. What did he think was going to happen? His football career is all but over, unless Coach Taylor accepts a position at a small, local college and takes Smash under his wing. Oh, I’m sorry that happened on One Tree Hill (and is unrealistic and horribly contrived).
9:18PM: Tyra and Landry make their official debut as Dillon High’s most talked about couple!
9:19PM: Lila still goes to school? Why has she been skipping to go that pub every day? That doesn’t seem very Christian to me.
9:21PM: It’s not a miracle. She’s lying to you! This is a scam to get money!
9:23PM: Arena football? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Why??? Didn’t the XFL exist in Friday Night Lights land?? It’s a joke!!
9:25PM: Red light? Green light? What? Am I missing something?
9:31PM: It’s hilarious that Coach Taylor just asked Jason how old he was. I realize it was for dramatic effect, but seriously it was sooooo
9:32PM: I think Tim has a future as a radio DJ. He’s way better than toupee boy. Is “cheers” his new catch phrase?
9:36PM: Landry!!! Touchdown!!!
9:37PM: It’s nice that Coach T wanted the visiting team to score, but did he have to be so obvious about it? He could have made it look more convincing. Is Mo still here? Ugh, he’s annoying me, and would he please put little Gracie down. I just feel like he’s going to drop her on the bleachers. The last thing we want is baby all over the bleachers.
9:44PM: The Whitmore coach seems like a really genuine guy, but the team didn’t seem to be jumping up and down over Smash’s verbal commitment.
9:46PM: How does Lila intend on getting into Princeton? It certainly doesn’t happen by skipping school regularly.
9:47PM: I guess Tim Riggins was right. Sometimes you do need to hit people. I am a little relieved though because Ausiello was hinting that Mo would actually pose a threat to Eric and Tami’s marriage. After his atrocious behavior at dinner, I am certain that this will be a one episode guest spot. However, Eric might have some explaining (and groveling) to do. I am sure Tami will think that he should have been the better person, risen above, etc etc, blah blah.
9:54PM: Bets on how long it will take Lila to dump toupee boy (what is his real name? at this point, i don’t think it matters) for Riggins?
9:56PM: A full scholarship is a wonderful thing. His mother has worked so hard to raise her children the right way, and SHE deserves it.
9:57PM: Hey, if a car salesman can’t convince you to keep your baby, then who can?
9:59PM: It’s over! Let’s hope it returns this season or next season with new episodes!!!
I better stop now before I start live blogging Las Vegas.